How very middle classed! Happy bday mrs wson!! However to keep it real I’ve interspersed the champers with a crafty bottle of Stella!

How vulgar. I won’t eat anything other than oysters with my Champagne.

And that’s a freshly squeezed lemon btw, not bleedin Sarsons malt vinegar on the oysters ffs
…….salt and vinegar my arse 😐

I’m with you there Ernest Old Chap.

Salt and vinegar? On oysters?

Heathen scum. 🙁

I dont like oysters they’re far too flash, and stick in my throat 🙄

I dont like oysters they’re far too flash, and stick in my throat

Take em out of the shell first old son

Lemon? On oysters?

Worcester sauce or tabasco is where it’s at.

Worcester sauce is surely just for cheese on toast, nom nom!!!

Oysters? How terribly arriviste.

Scotch eggs are where it’s at this year.

I bought some scotch eggs earlier from sainsburys, why in gods name have they renamed them egg bites?????

they were probably made in China
not Scotchland

Deep Fried oyster sandwich..? HP sauce on mine please..

Ciao

Oysters? How terribly arriviste.

Scotch eggs are where it’s at this year.

😆

And I don’t even know what ‘arriviste’ even means cos I’m too low-class and scrotey. 😀

And as for Scotch Eggs; soooo July dahlink; it’s all about mini-kievs for August….

Worcester sauce or tabasco is where it’s at.

Too strong on something like an oyster really. Maybe the teeny tiniest droplet but you’ve got to be very careful or you’ll ruin the oyster. You’re safer with a squeeze of lemon.