I’ve had intermittent first aid training over the last 25 years but I hope to God I’d have the presence of mind to actually get to grips with an arterial bleed. I’ve dealt with a chest stab wound before and the reaction was immediate, pressure on and potentially injured lung down (the blade actually turned on a rib, so not too bad). The scary part of this video is with a lame crash like that your mates probably won’t expect a serious injury. I live in France and also like how this shows French male bonding, which is largely the same, in my experience, as the British version, i.e. piss taking continues despite a friend bleeding out on the ground. Also top points for calling the first paramedic on the scene an “arsehole”!