our cat has been asleep on one of the chairs all evening.

I’ve just turned the fire off (getting a tad warm) and he’s decided to wake up and sit in front of the now off fire. in fact, lying on his back & licking his belly.

“oi stupid, the fire’s off

Talking to your cat,that’s how it starts 😉

The direct heat is probably to hot for him. Mine will only sit on the radiator once he’s heard the tapping of the pipes cooling down.

there’s only me & him here, got to talk to someone.

(mrs_d is at her parents looking after her 75yo dad while her mum has a hip replacement op)

our current 2 have learned how to flush the toilet and many other tricks, the last one could open doors. They are not as stupid as you think!

be grateful mine were sleeping so i thought i would paint the windowsills….

I now have paw prints everywhere!!!

Why would you complain about a warm pussy?

It’s ok John, earlier tonight our two wandered in and looked at the empty fireplace.
” No chance ,it’s far too mild today lads” I informed them 😉

Talking to your cat,that’s how it starts

That’s nothing. Our cats talk back…..

So do ours.

Mine has learnt how to open my underwear drawer & pull my undies out.
Why? I don’t know.

One of ours will be contentedly curled up in her bed until you fire up the laptop. Then she immediately wants to sit half on you and half on the laptop, randomly pressing keys and dribbling on the keyboard.

All attempts to do anything other than ‘start>shut down’ get met with further random keyboard presses, dribbles and general annoying cat activity.