Russel Hobbs in major iron recall…

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/shopping-and-consumer-news/11277252/Russell-Hobbs-issues-warning-after-irons-burst-into-flames.html

I wonder what the scale of the problem is. Sounds like a pressing matter to get ironed out quickly. I bet the people who have had problems are steaming with rage.

I’m board with the puns already!

I’m creasing up at the puns.

Well if they can’t stand the heat…

I’m steeling myself for the backlash

No need to get all hot under the collar about it.

Flaming terrible puns. Can we not leave them be and smooth over the thread?

There are some shirt puns on this thread.

I’d love to join in, but I’m rather pressed for time.

These threads are always unseamly.

Coming soon to a board near you, Russell Hobbs – The Trews.

I read this and creased up

I think that you’ve got all of the puns before me, strike while the iron’s hot

(mixed metaphor I know)

I think that you’ve got all of the puns before me,

Sometimes you have to face up to the starch realities of life

Everyone told you stop with these puns but you insisted on taking it Tefal and now you’ve ruined it for everyone.

I flatly refuse to take part in the punnery. Almost makes steam come out me ears.

When wool you all cotton on to the fact that these puns aren’t funny now. I can’t believe people are still linen up to make jokes about something so serious.

Threads like these are gonna get pulled

all this textile-based humour is going to make me lose my rag.

Lets hope the mods dont cotton on…

Cor, by now I thought this would have run out of steam.