In a shock story today, local fairground owner Jeff Bollinger-Mabillard expressed his shock and disgust at the latest incident in what is proving to be a long-standing battle for popularity between his business and that of rival circus owner, J.P. Bunkum.
"I just can't believe it", Bollinger-Mabillard told our reporter earlier today, "I can't believe he's actually stooped this low. I'm ruined!"
Bollinger-Mabillard showed us the utter devastation throughout the remains of hs once-prosperous tourist attraction. "They came in through here," he continued, indicating a large hole in the chain-link fence surrounding the fairground, "Then after that it's hard to tell. He trained them well."
Police are currently sceptical about the exact nature of this latest attack, but the fairground owner has very firm beliefs as to what exactly happened.
"Those bloody new sea lions he bought, viscious little buggers. He imported them specially, I'm sure of it. 'Performing' my arse. They trashed the place."
It seems strange that such damage could be caused by a few seabound mammals, normally more associated with eating fish whilst being beaten with sticks for amusement than as instruments of revenge, but the aggrieved B-M is adamant. "I had my suspicions when I saw him training them to bite through steel wire and to use flamethrowers, but I dismissed it as my own paranoia. But when I spotted them causing havoc in my park last night, I knew my fete had been sealed."
