I’d like to see ours wearing big straw hats and playing in a Mariachi band.

Or is this world peace business trickier than we think?

How much Tequilia are they offering in exchange?

I think I can get 100 gallons of Tequila, 340 donkeys and 55,000 tacos. 😆

Plus, we get to say Ai, Caramba! as many times as we like and there’s nothing Mexico can do about it!

Here and now, I’d like to stake a claim to one of those gallons of tequila and a taco.
There’s 62 million people in the UK and not enough to go around so I’m getting in early.

I thought they already had them, I understood that search of the high security prison recently uncovered them, 19 prostitutes and TJ’s helmet!

😯

We have 350 don’t we? I can’t see us needing more than 50.

We could sell 300. Giving them away would be immoral.

Apparatly nukes have kept the peace via the MAD doctrine – surely then the best thing to do is to give them to everyone?

We could sell 300. Giving them away would be immoral.

What’s the ballpark figure for these 300?

If Mexico can’t fork up the cash by itself, we may have to deal with Ecuador and Guatemala. 😆

It wouldn’t be immoral if we gave them to people who is our friends. And were on our side ‘n stuff. Like we did before in Afganistan.

Oh……

Except we’ll never fall out with Mexico… at least not until wrecker’s worked his way through the tequila…

If they haven’t got the cash, we could swap them for a ****-load of nosebag.

We could punt that on, dead easy, and make a killing

I thought they already had them, I understood that search of the high security prison recently uncovered them, 19 prostitutes and TJ’s helmet!

I loved that 2 peacocks were among the items found. Fantastic! 😀

I loved that 2 peacocks were among the items found. Fantastic!

Surely the 100 fighting cocks were the major news headline?

Sounds like STW last week… 😆

If Mexico can’t fork up the cash by itself, we may have to deal with Ecuador and Guatemala

can I recomenfd Columbia and Morocco instead Please

can I recomenfd Columbia and Morocco instead Please

Junkyard, this is pre-feasibility, blue sky strategising at its best… the idea has been carefully inserted into our mental microwave, the dial’s been set, but nothing’s defrosted just yet.

All advice is welcomed. 😆