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  • Can MTB'ing in this weather give you piles?
  • foxyrider
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    Coz if it doesn’t nothing will 😉

    Offroaded to work this morning – usually take 25-30 mins – took me 1hr 10 mins with some walking. Bloody hell – how bumpy on the melted and then refrozen snow!!!

    PeterPoddy
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    I thought ‘roids were caused by to much straining on the bog?

    foxyrider
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    Straining or child birth – However I looked similar on my bike trying to turn the pedals today 😉

    ton
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    ‘roids’ and warfarin make for a bloody mess…………..i will tell thee 😉

    tf
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    Absolutely, in these slippery conditions your ‘rse will be tighter than ever 😀

    foxyrider
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    LOL – it certainly is 😉

    sturmey
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    funnily enough riding doesn’t seem to bother mine but the morning after a bag of salted peanuts thats a different matter 😥

    wwaswas
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    the morning after a bag of salted peanuts thats a different matter

    well, if you will use them as a suppository.

    sturmey
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    Ah I shall remember to chew my food properly in future the smaller bits may not rough me up so much.

    user-removed
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    I’m alwys surprised at how little this topic comes up, on a forum full of middle aged men who spend a lot of time perched on bike saddles!

    foxyrider
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    Well I did it again on the way back so we shall see how my ass is tomorrow morning 😯

    sturmey
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    Please start reading from the top not from here up you may get the wrong end of the stick after foxys last post

    foxyrider
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    LOL

    Vortexracing
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    don’t bother with preparation ‘H’

    you can stick it up your arse for what good it does you 😆

    IGMC

    yunki
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    I dunno if it gives you piles.. I can say with 100% certainty that it hasn’t cured mine though..

    foxyrider
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    😆 But obviously not at having piles 🙂 I’ll let you know if I develop piles after this week 😉

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