*whimpers*

On a Saturday? Are you mad?

I’d sooner read the thread about Osbourne saying no to whatever it was he said no to.

Meatballs with gravy and chips….mmmmm Enjoy!

Thank god I’m single. I told the last girlfriend that brought up the Ikea specter that I’d carry out a dirty protest if forced to go.

Tsk!

Bear

You are a big blouse,it’s only a bit of shopping ,get on with it.
😉

I thought this was going to be another Scottish Independence thread, I’m not disappointed.

Saturday afternoon = ratrace explosion = arthghghghghghhg = top carpark =

Can we have some candles please?
There are actually people who go to that godforsaken hole even when they don’t need to.

Fork Handles ?

I went on a Tuesday afternoon and that was bad enough (under my own will as I didn’t want to pay £40 for my desk to be delivered). It’s depressing, seeing all the whipped men being forced around by their bossy girlfriends. The cake and coffee was alright for cheap though!

IKEA – Just say no

It’s depressing, seeing all the whipped men being forced around by their bossy girlfriends.

Or as we prefer to call them – PWBs

God forsaken places.

It’s fun to play ikea bingo. Look for arguing couples, teenagers storming off, tantrumming toddlers.

Its been over 10 years since i had to endure the madness of Swedish shopping… I do remember the sensation of finding your car had shrunk when it came to trying to get all of the flat pack cr@p into it.

I’m out, alive!

Is in usual for there to be such a large number proportion of pregnant women in there?!

Did you shortcut? If so, that’s cheating, so get back and do it properly.

Is in usual for there to be such a large number proportion of pregnant women in there?!

Yes it is. And it’s contagious.

Why women want to drag us around that place or any shop I don’t know.
We don’t enjoy it , they get the hump when we get the hump.
I always drop them at the door then “spend hours looking for a parking space”.

Am i the only person in existence who has never been to an Ikea?, they can’t be that bad surely?.

Am i the only person in existence who has never been to an Ikea?, they can’t be that bad surely?

Ignorance is bliss.

I’ve never been either, and I’ve been married 20 years 8)

Somafunk, as you get within half a mile of the place you will find yourself inexplicably getting angrier and angrier.

You weren’t there man

Is in usual for there to be such a large number proportion of pregnant women in there?!

Most of them were unattached and single when they went in!!

sofatester – Member
You weren’t there man

the stripped-pine wars ?

Love the cat gif! 😆

I’d sooner read the thread about Osbourne saying no to whatever it was he said no to.

Was it tea lights?

i only ever go in for the hot dogs. Can’t afford anything else. 😥

Every time i go, i’m so knackered by halfway round i have to take a quick 40 winks on an aerioplonk or sit for a bit on a solbstrand. Occasionally, i’m so fed up, that even the greomcrunkblonyk starts to look enticing……. 😉

fasthaggis – Member
Fork Handles ?

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has to be 100 times better than going to Dunhelm mill..

Ikea’s ok. Just go when it’s quiet. It has a cafe and they look after your kids for free. Win.

We live very near one so we can pop down for some household items easily and enjoy a quiet cuppa at the same time.

has to be 100 times better than going to Dunhelm mill..

This is like comparing a post phall shit with picolax. Neither is going to be fun.

Ernie – we know someone who works for Ikea sorting out new sites and stores. He will be disappointed that his store plan has been leaked

You need to be assertive and get your women under control. Just say No! in a firm tone of voice.

Been a while since I’ve been to Ikea – to be honest thought it was OK, as had pretty good idea what I was looking for, shortcuts are great. Get over it folks!

Nice little quiz ..

http://ikeaordeath.com/

Dammit, I got 17 out of 20 in the quiz, helped by knowing what “lack” was.

I am sad.

OP right about now: