There are staples jammed and despite my heroic attempts to loosen with the lunch fork, its not happening.

Surely some technique opens it up for easier access?

That little lever isn’t budging which, I assume it related the aforementioned staple pile-up.

Help. Please.

*throws stapler across office*

Hello. I can’t help you smash up rebuild your house if you’re at work, can I?

It’s more smashing up that’s required next; got to earn money to put it back together 🙂

Will drop you a line later.

Edit: Where has this been all my life?!

Sure.

I’ll bring equipment to speed things up.

I would imagine the answer will always be a bigger hammer?