😯 had an automated enquirey form on my now closed down website, get an email when people enter details….

Hi Jon, I am in dire need of having my parts serviced as it has been a
long time since I have been for a ride. I was hoping that as your are "loose"
chain-ge, maybe you could help me out?

I hope we can sort something out, looking forwards to hearing your words.

Yours, Mrs Chewley

Now is it just my dodgy mind picking out the inuendos?!? 😆

No there is smut in there!