…Have you ever suffered this embarrassing phenomena ?

I’m guessing we all have !

This is the culprit

Now I always put my coat down first !

Bad news: You’ve got an arse-leak.

How are you working up this sweat?

I tend to carry a jacket on rides so I can sit on it to ensure I that I am allowed to return to the café on the next ride out that way…. 😳

Fairy Wings is the term you seek. Try wearing pants and trousers, that should eliminate it.

Not to mention the perilous task of squeezing out a fart whilst sitting on one of those.

Armchair or sofa – no problem (and the padding also diffuses the stench so there is potential to blame someone else or slip away quietly).

But try lifting a cheek on a plaggy chair and you are in big trouble.

Unless taking an exam in which case every boy in the exam hall has got problems trying to stifle their giggles.