The Samuri gets my vote every time . He has such an enigmatic air about him . Is he a he ? Oh doG I hope so .
Do you think he likes me ?
You are all bad ass boys and need to be spankied .
Spank
Ohh
spank
Ohh
Spank
Ohh
Take me to the velodrome
Fixie fixie fixie .
Oww . My finger's in the chain .
Suck it better .
Hmmm
Old bike old bike old bike .
Rigid stiff swollen aching achtung
The snow is too cold in Russia this time of year .
History will say the English won , but the Americans will complain .As usual.
We have inferior boots.
Russia was a step too far .
Barbarossa
Barbarella.
Boots
Muddyfox courier .
Better than being rubbed off vigourously by a rough construction workers hand.
