Can you remember your telephone security number?
No, I didn’t know I had one.
You would have set it up when you set up the account.
In 1983?
Oh, would you like to set one up?
No thanks.
Oh, you have to set one up or I can’t talk to you*.
Can your supervisor talk to me?
Yes…
…but only if you give me your telephone security number.
I think I had better set up a telephone security number number please. I want it to be 123456
You cannot tell me your security number, it is against the rules
Don’t worry, I don’t have a telephone security number yet
Okay – but don’t use that number
Why not? I can remember that number
You have told me that number, use another one.
What number would you suggest – oh and can I have your name so I can ask you to remind me next time I ring in?
*It was actually at this point I set up the security number but I am sure the rest would have followed if I hadn’t