Coldplay – four bedwetting Cliff Richard fans, really, REALLY angry that prices have gone up in the tuck shop.
There is still lots of good music out there, you just need to go and find it.
Hmm, possibly. But even the good stuff sounds like a pale, hollow pastiche of what’s gone before.
When was the last game changing step forward in popular music?
Nothing has been genuinely original since people started using two turntables and a microphone and sampling the results.
Before that? Synths. And before that? The electric guitar, which came about through the need of players to be heard above the big bands of the 30’s and 40’s.
Three genuine innovations in 80 years – can we have something new and exciting now, please?