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  • "Brian Blessed ate my baby"
  • wwaswas
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    Well, not really but he did bite through an umbilical cord.

    “Yes I delivered it in Richmond Park and the afterbirth came out, and the clots, I got rid of the clots.

    “Then I got the afterbirth out, then I bit it loose then I tied it into a knot, and then I just called for help and eventually an ambulance came.

    “I was covered in blood, my shirt was covered in blood, I was wrapping her, wiping her, [saying] ‘it’s alright darling’.

    “And I was licking the baby’s face.”

    http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/brian-blessed-i-chewed-through-umbilical-cord-to-deliver-baby-in-richmond-park-a3084591.html

    You can almost hear the jaws hitting the studio table as I says it.

    of course social media now swamped with;

    Were you delivered by Brian Blessed in Richmond Park in 1963? …

    fair play to the bloke but I’m not sure licking the baby is strictly necessary? It wasn’t something any of the midwives did when my kids were born.

    dirtyrider
    Free Member

    thats a **** strange story 😆

    DezB
    Free Member

    [saying] ‘it’s alright darling’.

    Has Brian Blessed ever said anything? “IT’S ALRIGHT DARLING!!

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Did they call the baby Gordon?

    robdob
    Free Member

    In the future when BB is long gone people won’t believe he ever existed, he will fall into legend…

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    Did they call the baby Gordon?

    No, Teresa May – the pyschological scars are visible for all to see.

    zilog6128
    Full Member

    Did they call the baby Gordon?

    That’d be a tribute to the wrong bloke! Should’ve named it Vultan.

    NewRetroTom
    Full Member

    Sounds a bit like the baby scene in Freddy Got Fingered.

    DezB
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    Did they call the baby Gordon?

    Don’t worry, I got it 🙂

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    Don’t worry, I got it

    flash.

    DezB
    Free Member

    is a moron

    atlaz
    Free Member

    fair play to the bloke but I’m not sure licking the baby is strictly necessary? It wasn’t something any of the midwives did when my kids were born.

    They did it when you weren’t looking

    Ecky-Thump
    Free Member

    I heard all that on the radio this morning and really couldn’t decide if he was winding up the presenter or not.

    perchypanther
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    unovolo
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    nemesis
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    Why does he sound like Grampy Rabbit?

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