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  • bollox
  • iDave
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    http://www.macmillan.org.uk/Cancerinformation/Cancertypes/Testes/Testicularcancer.aspx

    don’t forget to check your bollox for odd lumps occasionally chaps.

    as you were.

    flip
    Free Member

    Stroke mine every morning, or get the lady wife to, just in case.

    Houns
    Full Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOXYghsxJQA[/video]

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    Wise words.

    Have now got two mates known as ‘Wombles’.

    Apparantly, frequent masturbation may help. Good excuse anyway.

    And don’t forget to get your prostate checked too.
    Not nearly as much fun (unless I’m getting it done wrong) but worth it anyway.

    LadyGresley
    Free Member

    Any one need any help?

    Oh…sorry…IGMC 😳

    Houns
    Full Member

    Never one to turn down an offer

    *unzips*

    LeeW
    Full Member

    I check my prostate most times I have a ****, I’m still not sure what I’m looking for though.

    Kevevs
    Free Member

    mine aren’t too bad at the mo iDave.

    brakes
    Free Member

    most times I have a ****, I’m still not sure what I’m looking for though.

    a girlfriend

    razor1548
    Free Member

    a girlfriend

    So a girlfriend is a breathing walking masturbation machine?

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Only if you get a good one.

    spasmicgherkin
    Free Member

    Apparantly, frequent masturbation may help.

    if in doubt, knock one out..

    LeeW
    Full Member

    most times I have a ****, I’m still not sure what I’m looking for though.

    a girlfriend

    My email is in my profile if you’re offering.

    brakes
    Free Member

    I’m neither a girl nor friendly

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    I want the OP to examine mine.

    Please.

    iDave
    Free Member

    *prepares 20ft shitty stick*

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    *limbers up for a struggle*

    neilsonwheels
    Free Member

    😆

    project
    Free Member

    Strange how men fail to talk about their health problems, yet women seem to want to always talk about their problems.

    iDave
    Free Member

    Strange how men fail to talk about their health problems, yet women seem to want to always talk about their problems.

    HermanShake
    Free Member

    From the Macmillan site:

    Testicular cancer is more common in white men than African-Caribbean or Asian men. It’s also more common in wealthier social groups. We don’t know the reasons for this.

    More common in wealthier social groups? This sounds statistically weak, but as a man of modest means I am happy to accept it!

    Sounds like the custom Ti 29er crew may need to grab a handful of creche.

    emma82
    Free Member
    epicyclo
    Full Member

    Herman Shake – Member
    More common in wealthier social groups?…

    Obvious, innit? They ride around in their Rollers cushioned like a featherbed while we poorer types ride around on bikes getting our bollocks massaged and bumped by our saddles.

    HermanShake
    Free Member

    Hactually, we are prone to developing testicular calcifications!

    One study

    Another study/meta analysis.

    So it’s better to ‘attack’ the rough stuff instead of taking it like a man.

    Won’t somebody think of the children? 😉

    By the way I study adventure education, I don’t just have a fascination for the plums of riders. Honest.

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