i just buy a scotch egg and peel of the breadcrumb and pig based packaging

Yeah, but then you've got a horrible boiled egg to dispose of once you've eaten the nice bits.

Morrisons sell ready made Mash as well. Not Smash, but a pot of mashed potato.

7 eggs from the salad counter is cheaper then buying them boxed (assuming they're free range)

Weird, it says there's a reply from thegrateape, but I can't see anything after chapaking's reply.

and now I can.

I noticed that too – ghosts in the machine haven't been ironed out yet…