Come on, show yourselves….

(warning daily mail content)

I’m not part of the chubby army,
I’m buff i am.

Where’s your cape, chunk?

I lost it in a battle i had with some muggers while saving an old lady.

you can imagine the conversation;

OP: “‘ere love I’m going to put my captain strange costume on and strike a pose, you take my pic and I’ll post it up on a bicycle forum”

Partner: (backing away) “Rigggghhhhht.”

His partner, Brian, loves the look.

That average has increased due to Singlespeedstu living there. He’s so fat the average would be 8 stone if it wasn’t for him.

Is that why his front tyre is so massive?

captain_spaulding – Member

Is that why his front tyre is so massive?

It might look big in photos on here but when I’m out and about on it with Tollah it looks quite small compared to his wok.

Careful – tollah is touchy

bonesetter – Member

Careful – tollah is touchy

Nah he’s got thick skin.

Well it was thick until it got stretched out to a size 48 waist.
So now it’s quite thin but there’s lots of it.

My wok is considerably smaller than yows

Touchy? Not this week mate, I’m on a proper high!

Oh, getting shot of the towel rail for a proper bike?

? No I’ve other bikes too.

His partner, Brian, loves the look.

I read ‘look’ as ‘cock’ 😳