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  • Bit late for valentines, but there are some real howlers on here!
  • xcgb
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    I mean really?……….

    stevied
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    Eminem?

    klumpy
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    I was out green-laning with a mate, and one lane emerged from a stream into the rear carpark of a hotel.

    We rode along the drive and saw a photographer looking towards us and apparently photographing the other side of a big ivy and moss covered lump of tumbled masonry. As we passed I looked back to see a bride and groom flinching in horror as our tyres spat globs of river mud vaguely at them.

    I doubt we actually “got” them and if the photographer had his wits about him it might have given them the best photos of the whole day.

    Junkyard
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    CaptainFlashheart
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    WHOOOOOAH THERE, NELLIE!

    jools182
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    Is anyone else thinking what I’m thinking?

    I can’t say it in case I get banned 😆

    ChubbyBlokeInLycra
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    awesum

    DezB
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    packed with awsum

    TuckerUK
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    Is anyone else thinking what I’m thinking?

    They’re never going to see eye to eye? ❓

    They haven’t been dishing out the meals equally? ❓

    jools182
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    that it’s probably bigger than her arm

    piemonster
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    They’re never going to see eye to eye?

    eyes to eye maybe

    Kevevs
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    ahahaahaa! proper good Monday thread! 😀

    xcgb
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    Is anyone else thinking what I’m thinking?

    There’s a Milligan war book that this is covered, basically Sapper asks his medic can he have relations with a woman much shorter than him, “yes you can but you won’t have anyone to talk to!” 🙂

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