Great night out riding some new trails, followed by a few hours in the pub, followed by getting supervised while I made myself a bacon sarnie because ‘you keep dropping stuff and I don’t want you to set the kitchen on fire’. What’s that all about?

I thought we had to rank them in order of importance in our life and the thread title was yours…is she reading ….has she thought the same as me?

Be worried – if she cared for you at all she would have made the sarnie for you. Best bin her and get on Tindr

She’s not reading, she’s heading to bed.

To be fair, she did take over the preparation of the bacon sandwich. Very good it was too.

that almost the same night I had except wife was asleep for the kitchen raid bit