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1. Edric 64 - Member

   Corporal Clegg
   (Waters) 4:12

   Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg
   He won it in the war, in 1944.
   Corporal Clegg had a medal too
   In orange, red, and blue
   He found it in the zoo.
   Dear, dear were they really sad for me?
   Dear, dear will they really laugh at me?
   Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him.
   Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin.
   Corporal Clegg umbrella in the rain
   He's never been the same
   No one is to blame
   Corporal Clegg received his medal in a dream
   From Her Majesty the queen
   His boots were very clean.
   Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him
   Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin.

   Posted 2 years ago #
2. llama - Member

   (Who-oo-oo-oo is Mr Brown?)
   Mr Brown is a clown who rides through town in a coffin
   (Where he be found?)
   In the coffin where there is
   Three crows on top and two is laughing
   Oh, what a confusion! Ooh, yeah, yeah!
   What a botheration! Ooh, now, now!

   Who is Mr Brown? I wanna know now!
   He is nowhere to be found
   From Mandeville to Slygoville, coffin runnin' around,
   Upsetting, upsetting, upsetting the town,
   Asking for Mr Brown
   From Mandeville to Slygoville, coffin runnin' around,
   Upsetting, upsetting, upsetting the town,
   Asking for Mr Brown
   I wanna know who (is Mr Brown)?
   Is Mr Brown controlled by remote?
   

   its as if, like, he really knew man

   Posted 2 years ago #
3. CaptainFlashheart - Member

   There's a song by Jilted John which it would not be fair to quote at this time.

   Posted 2 years ago #
4. snowslave - Member

   I'm in love with margaret thatcher, notsensibles

   Posted 2 years ago #
5. snowslave - Member

   Not that I am in love with her personally, I hasten to add

   Posted 2 years ago #
6. snowslave - Member

   Shot by both sides - magazine

   Posted 2 years ago #
7. MisterCrud - Member

   Things..........can only get better.

   Posted 2 years ago #
8. Northwind - Member

   Seems to call for a spot of Bad Religion, this...

   There's a loser in the house, and a puppet on the stool,
   And a crowded way of life, and a black reflecting pool,
   And as the people bend, the moral fabric dies,
   The country can't pretend to ignore its people's cries.
   You are the government.
   You are jurisprudence.
   You are the volition.
   You are juridiction.
   And I make a difference too

   Or maybe

   What will prove to be our big mistake?
   Short-sighted arrogance all for what sake?
   Our families to ashes, our ambitions to dust
   Our progeny in silence thinking "what about us?"
   But don't forget
   The dance of neglect
   The march for empowering prosperity
   The pain from loss and want for mere lucidity
   Just maternal residue, and I was there too
   And maybe so were you
   When something is won it comes with sacrifice
   It's there beneath the joy, the glory, and pride
   And rarely it's acknowledged but in positive light
   Consciously omitting the losers plight
   But don't forget
   The dance of neglect
   The craving for community that never was met
   The longing for status and the overture of regret
   With no one to deter, pathetically unsure
   Forgetting who they were

   Posted 2 years ago #
9. joolsburger - Member

   one in ten - might remind people how well off they actually are.

   Posted 2 years ago #
10. buzz-lightyear - Member

    Here comes the new boss
    Same as the old boss
    Wont get fooled again

    Posted 2 years ago #
11. gordimhor - Member

    Ry Cooder "How can a poor man stand such times and live"

    Posted 2 years ago #
12. j_me - Member

    Dont it make my brown eyes blue

    Posted 2 years ago #
13. timmys - Member

    Jarvis Cocker - Running the World

    Posted 2 years ago #
14. sofatester - Member

    Korn - Right Now

    Posted 2 years ago #
15. thats_not_my_name - Member

    Fun Boy 3 - The Lunatics (have taken over the asylum)

    Posted 2 years ago #
16. LuckyJim - Member

    Efficiency and progress is ours once more
    Now that we have the Neutron bomb
    It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done
    Away with excess enemy
    But no less value to property
    No sense in war but perfect sense at home:

    The sun beams down on a brand new day
    No more welfare tax to pay
    Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light
    Jobless millions whisked away
    At last we have more room to play
    All systems go to kill the poor tonight

    Gonna
    Kill kill kill kill Kill the poor:Tonight

    Behold the sparkle of champagne
    The crime rate's gone
    Feel free again
    O' life's a dream with you, Miss Lily White
    Jane Fonda on the screen today
    Convinced the liberals it's okay
    So let's get dressed and dance away the night

    While they:
    Kill kill kill kill Kill the poor:Tonight

    Posted 2 years ago #
17. ahwiles - Member

    i know a catchy little number called 'we're all f*cked! - unless you're a rich c*nt...'

    i'm not a comunist, i can't even spell 'comunist' - but this bunch of tories really don't have a clue about anyone worth less than ten-mill'.

    we're all f*cked!
    oh we're all f*cked!
    we're all f*cked!
    unless you're a rich c*nt!

    etc.

    (how many people does cameron know who deal with things like: 'do i pay my gas bill this month? or get my car through it's MOT?' - i can't do both, AND pay the rent...')

    Posted 2 years ago #
18. The Southern Yeti - Member

    How to be dead

    Posted 2 years ago #
19. Edric 64 - Member

    I'm glad I started this it's going well!!

    Posted 2 years ago #
20. Kevevs - Member

    "Take or leave us only please believe us
    We are never gonna be respectable
    Like us, hate us, but you'll never change us
    We are never gonna be respectable "

    Mel and Kims opus about polticians.

    their B-side never took off..

    "cuu, cuu,cuu,cuu, cu, cu, cucucu, cccun cuuunts"

    Posted 2 years ago #
21. john_drummer - Member

    It's The End Of The World As We Know It

    nice DK lyric there, haven't heard Kill The Poor for ages

    Posted 2 years ago #
22. mboy - Member

    how many people does cameron know who deal with things like: 'do i pay my gas bill this month? or get my car through it's MOT?' - i can't do both, AND pay the rent...'

    Same question goes for Gordon Brown and Nick Clegg... I'd suggest none!

    I'm slightly off the breadline just at the moment since I started my new job, but have spent most of the last 18 months wondering whether to pay the rent, fix the car, or eat some food myself. I personally am glad to see the back of a Labour Government as they were doing a piss poor job IMO, fuelling the financial crisis by not taking tough enough stances to fix it and kick start the economy. I'd say the Liberals would do no better either on their own.

    Anyway...

    Song for the moment... Guess this one sums up ALL MP's to be fair, singling out nobody in particular...

    Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant

    "There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
    Oh just remember a don't decide
    I got no reason, it's all too much
    You'll always find us out to lunch

    Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
    We're Vacant
    Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
    A Vacant"

    

    Posted 2 years ago #
23. BigBikeBash - Inactive

    Can't remember the song but

    'I would like to help you son but your too young to vote'

    Also, did anyone record Cresser greatest hits - We're DOOMED!

    Posted 2 years ago #
24. mostlyharmless - Member

    Lou Reed, Sick of You

    Posted 2 years ago #
25. mr potatohead - Member

    things can only get better by d- ream , oops thats been done .

    Posted 2 years ago #
26. thisisnotaspoon - Member

    Allways look on the bright side of life

    di dumm ^did dumm^ di dum di dum di dum

    Posted 2 years ago #
27. rkk01 - Member

    I challenge anyone to sum it up better than this...

    Well look out

    Well I’m sick
    I’m so sick
    Of a lot of people
    Tryin’ to tell me
    What I can and can’t do
    With my life

    And I’m tired
    I’m so tired
    Of a lot of people
    In a lot of high places
    Don’t want you and me
    To enjoy ourselves

    Well I’m through with people
    Who can’t get off their arse
    To help themselves change this government
    And better this society
    ‘Cos it’s shit

    But hold on a second
    I smell burning
    And I see a change
    Comin’ ‘round the bend
    And I suggest to you
    That it takes
    Just five seconds
    Just five seconds
    Of decision
    To realise
    That the time
    Is right
    To start thinkin’ about
    A little…
    Revolution!

    Posted 2 years ago #
28. duckman - Member

    New Model Army; vengence

    Top-dog fascist gets the boys in the corner
    Plants poison where there was just confusion
    Walks away scot-free and laughing
    Rides on the tide as the cancer grows
    And the business man on corruption charges
    With millions of dollars in dirty money
    Gets a thousand pound fine after months in court
    While the lawyers get fat and the law gets bought

    Posted 2 years ago #

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