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Best Headline ever?
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The Times, 1957.
"Heavy Fog In Channel - Continent Cut Off"
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SuperCaleyGoBallisticCelticAreAtrocious
Back page sports headline from a number of years ago when a top-flight Scottish team were knocked out of a cup competition (again) by a lower league outfit, in this case Inverness Caledonian Thistle.
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There was a wee local paper in Glasgow which during the Monica Lewinski debacle ran the headline "Clinton Accused of Shirtlifting" a story of a guy called Bill Clinton from Pollokshields who was standing trial for stealing two shirts and a jacket from a charity shop.
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from my local rag
they ran a story the next week about her neighbour confessing to feeding the beast corn beef sandwiches
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"Freddie Starr ate my hampster"
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Both Woody2000s and Yoss's just caused a keyboard/coffee incident...!
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Queen at Knebworth, 1986.
Oh......
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TWO SEPERATE HEADLINES ON SAME FRONT PAGE-
ARMS FLOWN TO NIGERIA
TRAVEL TO FRANCE ON LAST LEGS
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'Sniper kills another cat'
'Man found dead'
both Falmouth Packet 2007
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Yesterday's "front page" post was teh funneh.
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'Gone Denver'
The Sun when John Denver's plane went down.
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Who is John Denver?
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Who is John Denver?
A dead singer. Drug overdose I think.
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Sunday Sport reporting the death of fashion designer Gianni Versace who was shot dead...
"Shoots you Sir"
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Redskins Squeeze Out Browns - NFL
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When Michael Foot became chairperson or something of CND:
Foot heads arms body
And another one last year, when Ryanair mooted the idea of customers being charged to use the bogs during flights:
Ryanair: Slashes Priced
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BBC this week: No rain puts Eigg on toast watch
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"Crematorium on fire"
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/8252181.Crematorium_on_fire/
let's hope no one gets badly burnt...
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Truly some brilliant ones here. The only one I can add is:
"Dyke to head BBC"
At the time I didn't think that sexual orientation was particularly relevant in terms of being qualified for the role of Director General of the BBC. Now I am not so sure....
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I think beanum wins.
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"Crematorium on fire"
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/8252181.Crematorium_on_fire/
let's hope no one gets badly burnt...
Aye I've been to similar at our the local crem. the "Stop" went back as controlled burning.
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From a few years ago, when Michael Jackson edged out Boyzone for some sort of music award:
"Boyzone Beaten Off by Jacko"
IIRC, it was a headline on the Evening Standard website & was posted here on STW - before being rapidly removed from the E.S. site
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The day after the Twin Towers attacks, 9/11 .... Pretty sure the Daily Sport ran the headline 'Lorraine kelly Naked' .... Brill
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Who is John Denver?
A dead singer. Drug overdose I think.
No. He lost control of a light aircraft.
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Queen in Scrap at Palace
A footballer called Queen had a fight during a match at Crystal Palace.
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The best ever :
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