I'll start it off at the risk of getting lynched

"all Mancs are poofs!"

The one about "you are surrounded by armed bastards!" 🙂

Riding the cotton pony….last week

"mines four sugars and my biscuit of choice is a garibaldi"

Running round like a spastic in a magnet factory.

Nearly choked couldn't believe that passed through kin giggled though.

"Sticking together like siamese twin with Bostick".

"Sit down fatty, have another pie and SHUT IT"

"She's as nervous as a vey small nun at a penguin shoot!"

"Sit down fatty, have another pie and SHUT IT"

We had an audit last year and the cheesemaker has that for his message tone. Anyway one of the auditors was a rather large lady and he got a message. If looks could kill…

"Get your knickers on were leaving"

Gene Hunt quotes

You mean there's another reason to watch A2A, as well as Keeley Hawes?

The Blue Peter garden bit was brilliant.

On first seeing a Kebab:
"I looks like a cornish pasty with its Ar$e hanging out!"

Hunt, Have we got a description?

Insp, White, slim….

Hunt, Slim! right we're looking for a poof.