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  • Best cleaner for white bikes
  • stec
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    What do recommmend for keeping a whie bike cleanregarding oil marks etc..

    JoB
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    i use soap and water, same as i do on my orange, black, red and pink bikes

    farmer-giles
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    same for every other colour – nepaleze gnats jizz at 1/3 concentrate

    😆

    wwaswas
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    nepaleze gnats jizz at 1/3 concentrate

    a third good god man everyone knows you shouldn't use that above 2/5ths dilution on white bikes. *shakes head*

    OP: bit of degreaser on a clean cloth will get rid of any greasy marks once you've cleaned it.

    stec
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    i will load the gun 😆

    farmer-giles
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    wwaswas – you are a complete bafoon!
    the OP wants a clean white bike to prove his shirt lifting credentials to those who cannot see his rainbow coloured buff; hence i quoted 1/3 concentrate.
    any numpty knows the 2/5th rule – hopefully they still teach you that with the cyling profeciency test at 10 years old?

    njee20
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    Nah, due to the near-extinction of the Nepalese gnat they're now encouraging use of the Madagascan tse-tse fly, sadly it's jizz is less concentrated, so you have to do 4/7 dilution on most colours, anodised you may get away with 3/11.

    Seems to work well though.

    flippinheckler
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    Dirt Juice Expensive but works better than Fenwicks, even gets my white grips clean 😀 and smells lovely.

    farmer-giles
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    njee – i find the madagascan version leaves a crusty residue; maybe i'm not diluting it enough? didn't crc have a special bulk load of it? you could get it by the sack full, i believe

    njee20
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    Indeed, I bought a scrote-load in their flood sale, pre-diluted that way!

    farmer-giles
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    i thought the flood was caused by the tse-tse milking parlour at the rear of the crc warehouse and a particularly well endowed fly causing a malfunction?

    farmer-giles
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    stec – is the bike carbon or alu/steel. if its the latter you could try a needle gun? 😯

    LapSteel
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    Bleach?
    Persil?

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