Neil Down, Justin Time, --- my 10 year old has come home with some maths homework, a load of headstones with info on them, the names are as above and many more, someone havin a laugh...
😀 😯 😳 (had to google the names honest er cough! 😳
School in Eastbourne??
Mr Dover jealously guards his copyrights
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18968223
the maths book may be getting sued 😉
Was Ben Doonigan there too?
I suppose Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael were on the stones as well. Takes me back 40 years!
Theresa Green
Mike Hunt
I could go on.....?
Hugh Jarce?
Joanne Card?
Phil McCrackin. (courtesy of a sixty year old lady I work with)
...and half of the names in the Austin Powers films.
Hugh Juan
Paddy O'Doors?
Theresa Green is on,Lucy Lastic, they seem to have made it 50/50 regarding the finbars' 😉
Pat McGroin?
A lesser known grumble vid star from the emerald isle perhaps?
roger the todger
tim tallywhacker 🙂
ooh behave 🙂
Hugh Janus?
Let's stop.....it's not helping
My favourite German downhill skier. Fanny Chmelar.
that's not fair, using real peoples names 😉
Greg Sausageroll
Ginsters Pasty.
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Takes me back to Police canteen days when we used to a lovely large Nigerian lady working behind the counter.
She'd answer the only phone and bellow out which officer to come to the phone.
Most of the above got an outing, and as we were known by shoulder numbers, one day she repeatedly shouted out 4Q, 4Q 😛
lucien - Member
Mike Hunt
Don't tell porky's.
Scott Sporidgeoats
There's also Ilene Dover, Buster Cherry and Connie Lingus
A real life one that raised a chuckle from me at the recent women's (allegedly) golf open:
Yuki Ichinose.
Ilene Dover is on there, but not buried next to Ben 😯
Mike Roebottom and Lindsey Doyle are both real.
Juan Kossoff
People have had bans for less....! 🙂
No Hugh Jass?
Drew Peacock...
- Kryton, yes really!Don't tell porky's.
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Anyway. it's got to be real, he's on FB [url=
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bigyinn - MemberNo Hugh Jass?
Hugh Jorgan?
I once went to a meeting with two guys called Peter Cockhead and John Thomas.
Carmen Mebach
There's a forum member (ahem) called Hugh Jardon. Not sure if its his real name.
If one of mine came home with that the heedie would be getting a call, that night. Then a chat with the director of education.
why-- my daughter hasn't asked me about the names,she just has to work out how old they were when they died from the info on the headstones, has amused me and the mrs a bit though.
do you think that this is going to damage a child in any way?
Damage her?
Well, the names? No.
You s****ing behind her back.....? I'd say so.
I couldn't really care less about your daughter, if you are fine with it then great have a blast. Obviously we are coming for a different angle on this.
do you think that this is going to damage a child in any way?
Well obviously it's a tell-tale sign of systematic child abuse at the school. Your child has probably been traumatised for life and urgently requires counselling.
If one of mine came home with that the heedie would be getting a call, that night. Then a chat with the director of education.
So THIS is why education was so boring. What a tool.
Unless you're joking in which case 😆
Gail Forcewinds
Damage her?
Well, the names? No.
You s****ing behind her back.....? I'd say so.
not 's****ing' behind her back, we are fairly open in our house, i got faith in my kids
as an aside there are 30 other kids in class, i'll try and gauge to see if there has been any furore over this ---- may phone the Daily Fail 😉
My favourite German downhill skier. Fanny Chmelar.
Was Ed Balls being interviwed by Norma Stits in that photo?
If one of mine came home with that the heedie would be getting a call, that night. Then a chat with the director of education.
Are you the same bloke that whinged when my local school showed the last episode of Blackadder Goes Forth in a history lesson?
"Inappropriate", apparently. I think this is a great prank to pull. Harmful to kids? If they're capable of understanding the humour then I doubt this textbook is going to make the situation worse.
Had to deal with a Richard Beaver today...
Not as much s****ing as when we had to deal with Kuntal Sogi (well, his dad actually, but his son's name rather stole the show, we thought)
my sister went to school with Carmen Gentle.
company I work for used to have an employee in the states called Randy Rogers.
blimey- werent there a cult leader/religous nut who went off it called Oral Roberts , he had a grandson Randy Potts, who he disowned because of his sexual orientation.
Used to work with a ting ting wang
Anyone know Liz, Anja and Carl Hickbread?
My brother once worked with a Tony Clitguard. True tings...
Takes me back to Police canteen days when we used to a lovely large Nigerian lady working behind the counter.She'd answer the only phone and bellow out which officer to come to the phone.
Most of the above got an outing, and as we were known by shoulder numbers, one day she repeatedly shouted out 4Q, 4Q
Was she related to Moe Szyslak?
No mention of Mike Oxlong?
Gloria Ironbox
We used to keep chortle worthy names of course participants so we had a programme in Germany with Silke Fuchs and I did a teaching practice under the guidance of the science teacher, Tess Tickle....
"rudebwoy - Member
do you think that this is going to damage a child in any way?"
Not sure but getting her interested in visiting France could increase any risks.
edit - poor spelling, teachers went home at 3
Not sure but getting her interested in visiting France could increase any risks.
Is there a connection ??
Shaun De Leer
Athur Sleep (courtesy of Gigglebiz)
Just used Paddy O'Doors at work, all the more funny as we are a building company! I spat my coffee out when I worked!
I actually knew a Tina Salmon once, didn't twig at first but.
Also from an international data center when I got into it were the following
Ming ye to - China
Mr T w a t - wanted to be twot obviously can't recall where from.
Also had a Dr Death- it was a pharma company as well.
Strange days indeed.