Ben Dover and Phil Mcavity……

Neil Down, Justin Time, — my 10 year old has come home with some maths homework, a load of headstones with info on them, the names are as above and many more, someone havin a laugh…

😀 😯 😳 (had to google the names honest er cough! 😳

School in Eastbourne??

Mr Dover jealously guards his copyrights
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18968223

the maths book may be getting sued 😉

Was Ben Doonigan there too?

I suppose Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael were on the stones as well. Takes me back 40 years!

Theresa Green
Mike Hunt
I could go on…..?

Hugh Jarce?

Joanne Card?

Phil McCrackin. (courtesy of a sixty year old lady I work with)

…and half of the names in the Austin Powers films.

Hugh Juan

Paddy O’Doors?

Theresa Green is on,Lucy Lastic, they seem to have made it 50/50 regarding the finbars’ 😉

Pat McGroin?

A lesser known grumble vid star from the emerald isle perhaps?

roger the todger
tim tallywhacker 🙂

ooh behave 🙂

Hugh Janus?
Let’s stop…..it’s not helping

My favourite German downhill skier. Fanny Chmelar.

that’s not fair, using real peoples names 😉

Greg Sausageroll

Ginsters Pasty.

sorry 😳

Takes me back to Police canteen days when we used to a lovely large Nigerian lady working behind the counter.

She’d answer the only phone and bellow out which officer to come to the phone.

Most of the above got an outing, and as we were known by shoulder numbers, one day she repeatedly shouted out 4Q, 4Q 😛

lucien – Member
Mike Hunt

Don’t tell porky’s.

Scott Sporidgeoats

There’s also Ilene Dover, Buster Cherry and Connie Lingus

A real life one that raised a chuckle from me at the recent women’s (allegedly) golf open:

Yuki Ichinose.

Ilene Dover is on there, but not buried next to Ben 😯

Mike Roebottom and Lindsey Doyle are both real.

Juan Kossoff

People have had bans for less….! 🙂

No Hugh Jass?

Drew Peacock…

Don’t tell porky’s.

– Kryton, yes really!
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Anyway. it’s got to be real, he’s on FB Mike Hunt – Facebook Link

bigyinn – Member

No Hugh Jass?

Hugh Jorgan?

I once went to a meeting with two guys called Peter Cockhead and John Thomas.

Carmen Mebach

There’s a forum member (ahem) called Hugh Jardon. Not sure if its his real name.

If one of mine came home with that the heedie would be getting a call, that night. Then a chat with the director of education.

why– my daughter hasn’t asked me about the names,she just has to work out how old they were when they died from the info on the headstones, has amused me and the mrs a bit though.

do you think that this is going to damage a child in any way?

Damage her?
Well, the names? No.
You sniggering behind her back…..? I’d say so.

I couldn’t really care less about your daughter, if you are fine with it then great have a blast. Obviously we are coming for a different angle on this.