Have any of the chaps present ever had the distinct feeling that they were basically being used to fulfil a woman's murkier sexual fantasies?

I think my approach to this is "bring it on", but I'm pretty sure it's happening and I'm not 100% comfortable it's going to end well. 🙂

Man whore? 😆

This should be fun.

Btw BD, your "murky" might be my "vanilla" (though somehow I doubt it…). Detail is required.

I'm pretty sure it's happening

being used to fulfil a woman's murkier sexual fantasies?

good grief BD, how murky does a girls fantasy have to be to include you in it? 😉

yes, when I was younger. didn't end well.

EDIT actually there was a measure of mutual "usage" going on, still, not one of my finer moments

BD – go forth, etc. I mean, what's the worst that can happen..?

😀

EDIT: does it need to end well?

good grief BD, how murky does a girls fantasy have to be to include you in it?

If it involves thin bespectacled men with odd bikes, can you pass on my email address?

Just make sure everyone is clear on the safety word before you get going.

UTBNHD 😉

Not really, it was fairly unpleasant and vengeful at the time, but it made for an interesting life I suppose…

Is she making you wear an Art Garfunkel wig?

"F00k Buddy" is the term, nowt round with being a Man'gina, just make sure you can handle your "feelings" and always remember its ourly sexual and nowt else. 8)

Gosh. I've learnt a new abbreviation this afternoon. Thanks GeeWavetree… 🙂

Stop your worrying and get amongst it.
Perhaps it would be the ideal time to try any or all of your (ahem) ideas?

Yes, many years ago. I helped a friend of a friend get over the breakup of her relationship after her fella cheated on her. She got 'closure' and average sex and I got great sex and a grin 🙂

She got 'closure' and average sex and I got great sex and a grin

Jeez! Don't over estimate yourself mate!! 😆

uh huh, but i find that alternating the being 'used' for 'using' makes for a compromise.

Guess i've carved an niche out of being a good lay and crap partner.

Not sure whether to be happy with the scenario.

BD, take it while you can, there will be times when you aint getting it and you can think back to times like these and smile.
If you want more out it and think you're being used, deny her and see how she reacts…But you need a good excuse with doesn't included stds.

speaking as somebody who is married; TAKE EVERYTHING YOU CAN GET 😀

Continental Rubber Queens?

tankslapper, her 'thing' was violent sex. EEK.

UTBNHD

Just googled. At work.

😯

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tankslapper, her 'thing' was violent sex. EEK.

Go on……….. 😯

speaking as somebody who is married; TAKE EVERYTHING YOU CAN GET

Yorkshiremen* don't pay for sex so we have to be a bit greedy.

*Peter Sutcliffe being the exception…or is he? 🙄

Goggle images – UTBNHD and you get this;

wtf?

I started a thread similar to this once before, it got removed…. so do you want my input??

She definitely did!

Just make sure everyone is clear on the safety word before you get going.

…and, to avoid a misunderstanding, make sure that the safety words aren't "ram it in up to the handle".

Was it the flash grenades that made you think it might be too much?

So what exactly is the issue here? I see no probllem at all.

Leku, it rises out of the console on a Jag XF…..

This thread is already the second Google result for UTBNHD!

The "issue" exists only because I'm outside my comfort zone as far as particular things she wants to do are concerned. As deadlydarcy pointed out, that may just be me. Hey ho.

I am certainly not complaining about getting some. 🙂

If she has massive thumbs it is probably best that you politely decline.

Just make sure everyone is clear on the safety word before you get going.

Armaggedon ?

Strap on?

I'm outside my comfort zone as far as particular things she wants to do are concerned

At the risk of sounding like some STW halfwit, that's what comfort zones are for.

Or, think of it like this: you want to go UTB, why shouldn't she? 😯

EDIT: beat me to it, mos.

lowey, is that a reference to the "hamster" story I heard a radio clip of once?

This has now planted the "Bad Sex" sketch from Blue Jam into my head. Whack my bonobo! Cackle my Gladys! More feeble grandad!

That and "The Gush".

Gentlemen, this has been both helpful and edifying. There will be no pictures and I do not promise a report.

UTBNHD reminds me of NBBAOUTS 🙂
(never be bitter about one up the ######)

I bloody wish I was!!!