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  • beardless……
  • alpin
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    on a whim, lastnight i shaved off five months worth of beard.

    i now feel a bit naked when i look in the mirror and regret having done it.

    and it is noticeably colder when i go outside.

    but i can now get a dust mask to fit onto my face.

    alfabus
    Free Member

    1) shave off pubes
    2) apply pritt stick to face
    3) apply pubes to face
    4) rejoice in replacement beard

    HTH

    Dave

    alpin
    Free Member

    you’re assuming i have pubes

    alfabus
    Free Member

    find someone else who has some they could spare?

    MrsToast
    Free Member

    Alpin, as of yesterday…

    emsz
    Free Member

    beards are a bit *weird* sorry, dunno why but they just look a bit “recently released” shaved is much better.

    MrWoppit
    Free Member

    Grow it back. Buy a Respro bandana.

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    ^ ^ ^ Is that picture a spoiler from the long awaited sequel to ”Teeth” ?? ^ ^ ^

    alpin
    Free Member

    i think trimmed beards are wierd. as are moustaches.

    my beards come about every 3-4 months as i can’t be bothered to shave.

    i think someone who is prepared to ponce about 2-3 times a week in front of a mirror with their facial hair is odd.

    wierd beard:

    cool beard:

    emsz
    Free Member

    Alpin,

    it’s not cool because as you said “you can’t be bothered”

    The *only* cool beard.

    alpin
    Free Member

    emz, you’re wrong.

    stealfwayne
    Full Member

    Alpin – me too a few weeks back, yes it was as shock, but Mrs Stealf loved the new look. Feel a bit bad for her as I intend to start growing it back soon…..

    Gee-Jay
    Free Member

    I grew a beard, made me look like I had a tennis ball on top of my neck, took it off again. Not cool for me

    racefaceec90
    Full Member

    well i have a beard especially growing just for skyrim * 😉 i look just like a hobo 🙂 * could be that i just hate shaving

    emsz
    Free Member

    nope, that bloke just looks like a tramp. end of. and being a tramp ain’t cool

    MrsToast
    Free Member

    My husband recently grew a beard, he looks proper sexy (but I don’t objectify and him and totally respect him as a person, and he already was gorgeous, so that helps). It did also cause much mirth as it coincided with him acquiring a 29er….

    darrell
    Free Member

    i havent shaved for about 10 years. just run the clippers over it once a month or so when i crop me bonce.

    i aint a tramp through and have a very respectful job….err i’m a geologist so actually i am a bit of a tramp

    emsz
    Free Member

    LoLing at Mrs Toast.

    elaineanne
    Free Member

    doh for a minuit there i thort it was Ed Oxley—minus the beard… (his fame) gone…lol i guess NOT then 😉

    fourbanger
    Free Member

    I did the same 2 nights ago. Always have it neatly trimmed to follow my jaw and a number 3 or 4 in length. Thought I better reimind myself what I actually look like. Hopefully It’ll be mostly back by the weekend!

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