What are you doing here if you’re into cycling?
You should:
– grow a beard,
– be fat and bold,
– work in IT,
– drink some horrendously expensive coffee from a hand-made ti cup,
– shave using a traditional razor,
– drive better than Schumacher,
– live in a cottage in the sticks,
– drive a Defender/Octavia and a VW camper,
– hate the Torries, Lib-Dems and Labour,
– be an expert on rugby, footie, cricket,
– own at least half-a-dozen of niche bikes that never get ridden as your newest Blue Pig is so much better.
Activities such as cycling are’t necessary here.
Welcome here and enjoy your bike!