Introduce her to Mumsnet

YABU

They were of a very different ilk to the average cyclist, who is usually fit, slim, mostly open-minded and healthy.

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Do just check she’s not feeling generally neglected OP. 😐

Mrs JAMJ doesn’t mind – although has got annoyed when I’m on here for a long time. She is amazed by how much knowledge there is on so many topics and has used that information often.

My wife introduced me to mumsnet. I go and read their threads sometimes to remind myself how lucky I am to have never knowingly met one of them in real life. They’re properly mental over there!

Back to your problem though OP, your wife doesn’t sound fun!

Those posters above have obviously never been on a Land Rover forum meet or pay & drive day! Most Landy owners are actually half man, half compost.

Compostist!

Tell the controlling nag that she’s not allowed to go out for coffee with real life people anymore.