😆
But instead plied the wife with chianti
Prosecco actually.
Dinner cooked (and eaten in silence – I pretended not to notice)
All I have to do now is….
[list][*]The washing up [/*]
[*]Reduce the ironing mountain to point where small children won’t be instantly killed if it falls over[/*]
[*] Clean her car [/*]
[*] Take the kids to the park [/*]
[*] Let her watch whatever she wants tonight on TV[/*][/list]
I reckon I got off pretty lightly considering. She’s even brought me a piece of chocolate cake.
Edit: it’s the cake isn’t it. She’s poisoned the bloody cake….