Call it a hairdressers car all you like, but it will most probably spank your car
I've a 20 year old 4wd toyota that will out-perform the 3.2 TT and costs less to service. See you in my exhaust smoke (though I have to admit it is running a bit rich currently so it really is a bit smokey).
<stops biting>
Clearly a great troll though, I'm impressed.
Service? Pah. Just buy a new £500 banger every 2-3 years.
So how big is MF's penis I just read 4 pages and am none the wiser what car he drives? all I've learned is stuff I already know, dealers are expensive and Audi drivers are cocks
What a waste of my time
Btw I drive a Hyundai if my alternator goes in 5 years it's replaced free of charge under warranty 
GUTTED I missed out on this thread til now, has out a smile on my face this has!
Shame, as I actually like the old Audi TT's, and our man here isn't painting a very good picture of the people who drive them! That said, only a cock would buy the 3.2 V6 version, when the 225bhp 1.8T version is lighter, more economical, has the same power to weight ratio as standard and is eminently more tunable!
So how big is MF's penis I just read 4 pages and am none the wiser what car he drives?
LOL at this thread, must be a troll surely?!?
You bought 6 year old 3.2 TT and want to come on here and brag about it? 
Wrong Car!
Wrong engine!
Wrong forum!
I still can't beleive that in all MF's post he hasn't mentioned his wonderful car...! soon to be replaced by a slower, duller, soul destroying car.
P.S. OP just search MF, he mentions his 'wonderful' car - soon to be replaced in just about every post he makes 
Smurfhat's spelling miraculously improved after the initial trolling posts. More identity amnesia!
Shouldn't bite, but go on then.
or do you go on pussy patrols in that old volvo estates of yours
Well no, I don't but 300ish bph against your 250 there's not going to be much in it which would leave me smiling in my 17 year old 'banger' and you a bit miffed I'd guess.
Then, when you pull up behind something like this, you're just going to look daft even trying:
Pussy patrol in a Volvo, seriously? The only car bought on this thread used for posing and cruising around town is yours!
Definitely a good trolling effort, throwing around the my car is faster when plenty of modern diesels are as fast was a good effort!
That volvo is like taking a challenger 2 duck hunting
500bhp in a FWD car? I wonder how useable that is
Cheers for the laugh guys,
you entertaine dus all night,
and apart from the original post you've been well and trulytrolled!
Time for that self-congratulatory **** you've been promising yourself
A quick lesson in trolling - it's pretty easy to come across as a cock and start a troll thread - there's no honour in that.
So:
Trolling 1/10
Coming across as a bit of a cock: why don't you give your self marks out of ten for that.
It's a learning experience. There just might be hope for you yet.
soon to be replaced in just about every post he makes
I really am a waffling cockwad I admit it.
Cheers for the laugh guys,
you entertaine dus all night
we were laughing at you, not with you.
Cheers for the laugh guys,
you entertaine dus all night,
and apart from the original post you've been well and trulytrolled!
U iz orsum.
Does this fall within the definition of the Edinburgh defence?
Does this fall within the definition of the Edinburgh defence?
Grow up , the lot of you.
I dont have a titty but am now really worried about my alternator. PANIC
I've just wet my pants reading this.
Fine work, all of you.
The crux of this thread seems to be that he sometimes drives a not particularly special car that isn’t his and in some way feels we should envy him due to the assumption that we all drive lesser cars that aren’t ours and then only because the person who actually owns them does not earn enough to buy anything better.
I think the problem with the alternator could be solved by lewismorgan seeking psychiatric help.
£420 all in don't sound too bad
I really am a waffling cockwad I admit it
Recognition is the first step mate, well done. I feel we have made a real breakthrough today
Does this fall within the definition of the Edinburgh defence?
Textbook, absolutely textbook.
So what did the electrical engineer find when he dismantled the old alternator?
So what did the electrical engineer find when he dismantled the old alternator?
One of these I imagine
lovl!!!!
you could try fixing it yourself, but the emergency tool kits you get with these cars aren't great.
Remember to use a pair of tights (you know, your mum's ones that you wear when they're out to dinner) if the fan belt goes.
Oh, and LOLlage @ jon1973 
such a great read, kept me entertained over lunch
lewismorgan - MemberCheers for the laugh guys,
you entertaine dus all night,
and apart from the original post you've been well and trulytrolled!
Can't believe I missed this whole thread until now!
and apart from the original post you've been well and trulytrolled!
Am confused - is there an Audi or not? What happened to the lovely Triumph Herald he was going to get as his first car?
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