We’re fine – its true that chickens, like all birds apart from ducks, are plotting to murder all mankind – just look into their eyes, they’re planning and scheming to kill us all. But until they evolve arms and hands and trigger fingers we’re safe.
I honestly don’t know of a more consistently laugh-out-loud thread on t’internet than this one, including the almost-but-not-quite-as-equally-fantastic GIFs thread.
Unfortunately I’m too responsible to take photos while driving so instead of posting a picture you’re going to have to imagine…. the rear of an eastern european motorhome that looks like a Rich Mitchelson drawing of a pre-beard Bradley Wiggins in an aero helmet.