It’s literally just disappeared! Gone.

Vanished.

I have no idea where 🙁

Ok, which one of you buggers has it??

have you tried ringing it?

That is a *brilliant* idea…

Here it is! 😀

Always happy to help 🙂

Is it behind the fridge ?

Actually, maybe not – it appears to be switched off 🙁

Check your other wrist.

ATP – well funnily enough, the last time I saw it was when I was moving all the kitchen goods back *into* the kitchen, so it could be?

Not sure if this’ll help, but the last time my best mate, who’s a gynaecologist, lost his……………. 😈

Not sure if this’ll help, but the last time my best mate, who’s a gynaecologist, lost his

and he needed a miners lamp and a canary in a cage to find it again?