Speaking of dwarfs… (forgive me for using information from the Daily Express 🙁
Dwarf fouls on council office floor after renovations to his flat left worktops too high
Ian Salter-Bromley mounted an obscene protest after being given short-shrift by help centre staff over complaints that he could not see over the top of the worktop edge to make his tea.
The 4ft tall man complained that the worktops were way above his eye line but became frustrated when he felt staff at Hull City Council were not taking his complaints seriously.
He said that he could not even see to make a sandwich properly but took his protest to the extreme when asked if he could not stand on a stool.
The fuming 54-year-old marched into the council’s offices and exposed himself before squatting in the main reception area and using the floor as a toilet.
Salter-Bromley had already upset staff by calling one man “gay”, pulled his arm back as if to punch a female receptionist before telling a shell-shocked Asian man: “You should go back to your own country!”
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http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/518383/Angry-Dwarf-Fouls-Council-Office-Floor-Worktops-Out-Of-Reach