What’s the law on a quiver of gnarpoons?
Contravenes Section 1 of the Asshattery Act 1857
1. A person commits an offence if he
(a) attempts to speak in such a manner that he considers to be cool but in fact to any reasonable person present
sounds like a bellend, or
(b) on hearing a nearby person speak in such a manner as to contravene sub-section (a) responds with a fist
bump or that dreadful horns hand signal.
2. An offence under Section 1 shall be punishable on indictment by a period on the Brexit thread not
exceeding fifteen years, or where tried summarily by a fine not exceeding £500 + VAT.