Heh! 😉
Slightly steering away for a moment; few years ago, one of my flatmates got a new iMac. He'd had it less than a couple of weeks, when he asked me to have a look at it, because it was 'running a bit slow'. So, I gave it a go.
Oh, it might have something to do with the 80 GIGS OF PRON you've got on your hard-drive (100GB total).
80 Gigs!!!! In just a few days! It explained why the rest of us had experienced such slow internets; the dirty little bugger had been setting it to download torrents of filth all the time! And this was before better quality video streams, so it must have been mainly pics and low-quality vids! 😯
I think he had a bit of an Oedipal 'issue', judging by what I saw. Dear oh dear. I'm surprised our ISP didn't cut us off, tbh. He was completely unrepentant, and I had to fiddle about with the router settings to limit his downloads.
80 Gigs, Sweet Mother of Jesus…