Heh heh…
Years back, a mate of mine signed up to a scheme: some daft bloke he’d never met was setting up a ‘virtual airline’. The idea was that you would get an email every week with your ‘jobs’ for that week- you flew the trips, and emailed him some kind of proof- I can’t remember exactly what. The bloke was serious about it, had paperwork, livery, etc.
Most of these trips turned out to be transatlantic cargo trips, and even with accelerating them, they took a fair amount of time.
So anyway, my mate missed a couple of trips.
The guy emailed him a severance letter, citing him breaking his employment contract!