😯

(I do hope the headline, as it’s in a national newspaper, doesn’t fall foul of the swear filter avoidance rules)

I’m flabbergasted.

Nuke us from space please.

Decides against DIY sweeping of flue…

I’m more peturbed that paper felt the need to describe mike as ‘unwed’.

The Sunday Sport. Good story, possibly not 100% true though…

I love mikes glum face

is there a forum where rather than ‘wee in his shoes’

‘crap down his chimney’ is the protest of last resort

😀

Brings a whole new meaning to putting another log on the fire 😉

Genius if true.

“foul-bowelled hooligan”

😆

“Big steaming SHIT”. Professional journalism at it’s finest.

That’s given me a great idea….
Can you get on the roofs of downing Street? 😀

Laying cable down Mike’s Chimney….

I was peturbed by the ‘unwed’ reference too, but I think it’s just for cadence purposes. “Unwed Mike, 34, raged…”

The whole thing is a top bit of writing. I love the reference to the fact he’d only just had it swept and the “kick him up the arse so hard he’ll never shit again!”

Old news. That photo was on the poke months ago as one of the reasons to like Scotland.

It’s an underclass protest directed at the cosy middle class Hugh Stanley-Whatshisname wannabes who think they’re getting rusticly back to nature with their faux survivalist woodburners… so you thought you’d be safe, snug and warm while we froze in fuel poverty, did yer? You’ve been shitting on us recently, so it’s only fair we repay you in the sane coin…

Yeah that pretentious bourgeois carpet-fitter really had it coming.

Everything in that paper is true. Honest guv

Then it vanishes

That chimney pic was taken in Golspie. Not Aberdeen as stated.

I seem to remember it was staged for something but can’t find the link.

But let’s not let the S/sport get in the way of the truth.

the poke

also 100% true

I hope that guy had a log burning stove.

IGMC.

I don’t care if the story is true or not, the world is a better place for it having been written. “The Chimney Shitter” is not the best supervillain name ever though. You can imagine him teaming up with Crazy Quilt to fight Batman.

terrahawk, I think you’ve cropped that picture somewhat, and I’ve a feeling I might find it sexist, demeaning to the ladies, and very offensive. However, to be totally sure, I would need to see the WHOLE picture.