MrsbeanZ had one the Bear Grylls soap operas on the tellybox during the week and he actually got a bunch of "celebrities" too rehydrate by sticking a camelbak full of water up their oxo towers !
Michelle Collins actually said is it in yet .....
I hope that they gave the mouth piece a wipe afterwards.
Would want to watch out for back flow!
Replace the water with vodka and it's a quick way to get blinding drunk apparently.
It's your birthday soon isn't it.
we have a special present for you. ๐ก
andyl
Replace the water with vodka and it's a quick way to get blinding drunk apparently.
"apparently" "so my friend says"
๐Michelle Collins actually said is it in yet .....
Track pump & Jack Daniels.
That is how Lemmy would do it.
It's your birthday soon isn't it.we have a special present for you
Make it Guinness and your on ๐ฏ
I've often wondered about this. On a bottle of original style lucozade you will find the advice 'Not suitable for replacing fluid lost due to diarrhoea'. Now I know there are many people more agile and flexible than I am, but I still for the life of me can't see how you could get in such a position to replace said fluid from a litre bottle of lucozade.
I knew a lady who used to have champagne enemas.
She also used to drink a pint of olive oil to detox.
Make it Guinness and your on
I've just constructed a tubeless tyre inflator out of a fire extinguisher.
I'm sure i can put a couple of pint of the blackstuff in and grant your wish.
80 or 100 PSI injection? ๐ฏ
^^^^^ You need a felching straw and gorilla tape .
### that was meant for thegresrape , not you stu .
Slightly off topic, but is it possible to rehydrate by reabsorbing water from a full bladder? I'm sure it's happened to me in the past. Set off for a long run on a hot day. Start needing a piss, then desperate for a piss, hold off, sweat buckets, then you don't need a piss anymore.
Is this possible or did I just imagine it?
Will a gimp mask and a GSOH do?
Or maybe an insistance on only happy meat and then a battered black pudding. ๐
Edit. No need for the feltching straw or black pudding then. ๐ฅ
Thanks cheezybeanz, I shall,bear that in mind.
Saw this on last nights Gogglebox.
You could see the celebs thinking "I never signed up for this!"
There's a possibility of fluid reabsorption from the bladder but I'd be amazed if (in humans) it was possible to return even 10% - frogs'n'that, deffo though. are you a good swimmer ? new forest local ?but is it possible to rehydrate by reabsorbing water from a full bladder
frogs'n'that, deffo though. are you a good swimmer ? new forest local ?
or a cheese eating surrender monkey?
Like I would believe anything Bear Grylls tells me. What's wrong with drinking it FFS?
comes in handy if you need to survive 38days in a tiny boat with no clean water:
[url] http://survivor-story.com/6-people-survive-pacific-for-38-days-in-a-dinghy/ [/url]
Aware of this, she insisted her family take enemas using tubes from the rung of a ladder.
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Slightly off topic, but is it possible to rehydrate by reabsorbing water from a full bladder? I'm sure it's happened to me in the past. Set off for a long run on a hot day. Start needing a piss, then desperate for a piss, hold off, sweat buckets, then you don't need a piss anymore.Is this possible or did I just imagine it?
You don't reabsorb from the bladder. The nerves tell you when the bladder is expanding but I have also noticed that when it stops expanding it can stay full and you lose the urge to empty.
...or, if you're 'gifted' down below, you can combine the idea in the OP with the full bladder dilemma above...
DrP
I once new a man who did the onstage sound for the vocalist of an enormous band.
The vocalist didn't have water blown through an anally inserted straw!!
A crew member was specifically employed to fulfil the daily blowing sessions.