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MrsbeanZ had one the Bear Grylls soap operas on the tellybox during the week and he actually got a bunch of "celebrities" too rehydrate by sticking a camelbak full of water up their oxo towers !
Michelle Collins actually said is it in yet .....


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:08 pm
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I hope that they gave the mouth piece a wipe afterwards.


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:10 pm
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Would want to watch out for back flow!

Replace the water with vodka and it's a quick way to get blinding drunk apparently.


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:15 pm
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It's your birthday soon isn't it.
we have a special present for you. ๐Ÿ˜ก


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:21 pm
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Replace the water with vodka and it's a quick way to get blinding drunk apparently.

"apparently" "so my friend says"


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:22 pm
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Michelle Collins actually said is it in yet .....
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Posted : 02/04/2016 8:23 pm
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Track pump & Jack Daniels.

That is how Lemmy would do it.


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:24 pm
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It's your birthday soon isn't it.we have a special present for you

Make it Guinness and your on ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:25 pm
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I've often wondered about this. On a bottle of original style lucozade you will find the advice 'Not suitable for replacing fluid lost due to diarrhoea'. Now I know there are many people more agile and flexible than I am, but I still for the life of me can't see how you could get in such a position to replace said fluid from a litre bottle of lucozade.


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:28 pm
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I knew a lady who used to have champagne enemas.
She also used to drink a pint of olive oil to detox.


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:32 pm
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Make it Guinness and your on

I've just constructed a tubeless tyre inflator out of a fire extinguisher.
I'm sure i can put a couple of pint of the blackstuff in and grant your wish.
80 or 100 PSI injection? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:33 pm
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^^^^^ You need a felching straw and gorilla tape .

### that was meant for thegresrape , not you stu .


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:34 pm
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Slightly off topic, but is it possible to rehydrate by reabsorbing water from a full bladder? I'm sure it's happened to me in the past. Set off for a long run on a hot day. Start needing a piss, then desperate for a piss, hold off, sweat buckets, then you don't need a piss anymore.

Is this possible or did I just imagine it?


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:35 pm
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Will a gimp mask and a GSOH do?
Or maybe an insistance on only happy meat and then a battered black pudding. ๐Ÿ˜†
Edit. No need for the feltching straw or black pudding then. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:37 pm
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Thanks cheezybeanz, I shall,bear that in mind.


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:38 pm
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Saw this on last nights Gogglebox.

You could see the celebs thinking "I never signed up for this!"


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:38 pm
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but is it possible to rehydrate by reabsorbing water from a full bladder
There's a possibility of fluid reabsorption from the bladder but I'd be amazed if (in humans) it was possible to return even 10% - frogs'n'that, deffo though. are you a good swimmer ? new forest local ?


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:44 pm
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frogs'n'that, deffo though. are you a good swimmer ? new forest local ?

or a cheese eating surrender monkey?


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 8:58 pm
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Like I would believe anything Bear Grylls tells me. What's wrong with drinking it FFS?


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 10:56 pm
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comes in handy if you need to survive 38days in a tiny boat with no clean water:

[url] http://survivor-story.com/6-people-survive-pacific-for-38-days-in-a-dinghy/ [/url]


 
Posted : 02/04/2016 11:54 pm
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Aware of this, she insisted her family take enemas using tubes from the rung of a ladder.

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Posted : 03/04/2016 7:44 am
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Slightly off topic, but is it possible to rehydrate by reabsorbing water from a full bladder? I'm sure it's happened to me in the past. Set off for a long run on a hot day. Start needing a piss, then desperate for a piss, hold off, sweat buckets, then you don't need a piss anymore.

Is this possible or did I just imagine it?

You don't reabsorb from the bladder. The nerves tell you when the bladder is expanding but I have also noticed that when it stops expanding it can stay full and you lose the urge to empty.


 
Posted : 03/04/2016 8:03 am
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...or, if you're 'gifted' down below, you can combine the idea in the OP with the full bladder dilemma above...

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Posted : 03/04/2016 5:01 pm
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I once new a man who did the onstage sound for the vocalist of an enormous band.
The vocalist didn't have water blown through an anally inserted straw!!
A crew member was specifically employed to fulfil the daily blowing sessions.


 
Posted : 03/04/2016 7:33 pm