My ex, who is a former page three model and who is always in the papers has just been in touch and says she fancies a bit of a fling. It'll only be for about 3 months but she's amazing in bed. I get sex four or five times a night and anything goes with her. My current girlfriend is nothing like her, sex once a month if I'm lucky but at least I know it's a long-term thing. Such a quandry what to do and where to bury my 12 inch member 😆

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Pictures? 😀

3some

you had me until the 12 inch member bit 🙄

ah, I see. Some proverbial willy waving towards the end is drawing parallels with something I've read already tonight.

My advice before was to go with the short term fling, you could return to the regular one later.

Nicely written. 😀

Step away from the alcohol

Picture as requested

Nice wooden panelling there.

wtf is that drink in the big glass?

She's looking at my tip nice though. Should I go for the pink or brown though 😉

How big is that cap!

She said I had a big head 😀

I wouldn;t get out of bed for a former page 3 model.

Oh hang ona mo that didn;t quite work the way I wanted it to… 😉

She looks like she wants it. Give her one. 😈

Just reading your first post has made my trousers flutter! Then I remembered that I'm allergic to silicon.