If the radius of a pizza is z and its height is a, then using

the volume of the pizza is pi * z * z * a = pizza.

Amazing.

if the radius of a pie is "e" and it's height is "s", then the volume of the pie is:

pi.e.e.s!

astounding!

But what if your pie has a slightly domed top or your pizza has a snazzy stuffed crust? What then, with all your mathematical jiggery-pokery, eh?

But what if it has a slightly domed top or a snazzy crust? What then, with all your mathematical jiggery-pokery, eh?
I think you'll find that if you have a domed top or a 'snazzy' crust then it's 'n0nce'.

The weight of a turd = turd.
If t = the length of the turd, u the height, r the width and d the density then
the weight of a turd is t * u * r * d = turd!

Does require a rectangular turd, so you might have to discard a few first, or live with an approximation.

"live with an approximation"

is an 'approximation' a man with a willy that has a rectangular cross section then?

igmc.

You need to get out more!

You need to get out more!

Which one of us?

or your pizza has a snazzy stuffed crust

well if we assume the snazzy stuffed crust approximates to a cyclinder of radius z, and a length of a, then it's volume is also pi.z.z.a, so the volume of a snazzy stuffed crust pizza = pi.z.z.a + pi.z.z.a

You need to get out more!

Which one of us?

the one with a square todger needs to keep it out of round holes! Ow!