Been away from work for a couple of weeks and forgot to clean out my SmartCafe caffitiere mug. The combination of moist coffee granules and warm environment have resulted in quite a bit of black and white fur. Just rinsed under boiling water, quick scrub with a bit of fairy and I’m up and running. Couldn’t quite get all of the crusty bits off though.

Am I going to die a horrible death? If so, would a helmet have saved me TJ? What is likely to happen?

What is likely to happen?

You will die.

But not as a result of any of todays coffee related concerns.

sorry to be the one to break this to you, but you are already dead:
Frank Sinatra dies aged 82

It was a heart attack… I’m not sure whether a dirty coffee cup brought it on though.

Dave

Am I going to die

You will die

Yes you will die, but probably (but not certainly) today.

I worked with a guy who unwittingly drank out of a skanky bottle, he ended up being admitted to hospital with some manky lurgee and was placed in solitary.

Maybe you should ask God to help you….

You could set up a Just Giving page, just in case like ?

Where would TJ have to place his helmet to save you? 😯