Look at the posting history of swollen – a regular’s sleeper ID. Someone too weak to use their normal login. For that reason, I’ll take anything they say as the ramblings of a pussy.

There’s a word missing from the title of this thread surely…content ?

“Help me, I am useless and cant make decisions on my own”

This!!!!
Oh yeah and ” 29er wheels just explode!!”
“People that wear armour/pad are stupid”
“I only have 50k to spend on (fill in gap), I can totally decide what I want but just need to let you all know how much money I have to make me feel better about myself”

Gopping

Filing cabinet

Who’s making this video then? I nominate Philpott. D

Nice bike but those cables need shortening.

Leatte Braces are fashion items FACT! THE R&D alone make them worth every penny of the £550 I paid for mine (carbon Ti unobtanioum fluro model).

All Carbon frames are Hexed! and will explode.

“Sex with an octopus”

That is all.

It does annoy me irrationally when people put “off topic” when posting in the chat forum. It’s a chat forum, so if its not about bikes there is no such thing as off topic.

It’s one of those little things that shouldn’t bug me but just thought I would get that out of my system on this thread. Feel much better now : )

Jedi….. Been Jedied….. Jedi planned…. Jedi worship….. Jedi has big…..
Jedi….

“would you have it with custard?”

Mostly dogmatic, sanctimonious, negative drivel. Garnished with a bit of banter and bike knowledge.

yea everything you cant do… fear me! 🙂

/thread

“missing the point of mountain biking”

“Singlespeed is much simpler. What ratio should I use for Glentress?”
“Singlespeed makes you fitter. Now excuse me while i get off and push”

“<insert trail centre name> is just a featureless smooth gravel path.”
“<same trail centre> is ruined by braking bumps”

“My Hope hub exploded for no apparent reason. Hope honoured the warranty which I paid for. Hope are AWESOME”

higthepig – Member

I never said that, re-read my post.

To be fair that one is often deployed fairly, lots of threads seem to have people either hallucinating comments, or just willfully making crap up. “You said…”

Badger and tubeless

Conti Vert Pro

erm…

“Whats’s the post/thread about the Robin?”

“Yeah, I’ve given all my bikes names”

steed

dandy horse

question about ****** (sorry)

burr brinder gods

Stormtroopers.

Someone has actually asked “what grips for rigid singlespeed?” today.

😀

I’ve taken it apart, and now it doesn’t work ! Is it my fault ?

“ust because I haven’t ridden my mountain bike in the last 9 months doesn’t mean I’m not a mountain biker”

“Where’s the cheapest on-line place to buy…?”
Followed by
“Where have all the local bike shops gone?”
Followed by
“Anyone know SOGA 1979?”

“You are overbiked on your 6in skills-compensator, I ride Fort William DH track on a 100mm hardtail while only wearing a pair of Speedos… in January… at night… without lights.”

Fat bikes are awesome

Fat bikes can go anywhere

Fat bikes are the new niche

Fat bike for sale

chakaping – Member

“You are overbiked on your 6in skills-compensator,

Well I should hope so too, that’s why I bought it!

another bimbo post.

🙄

Fat bikes are awesome

Fat bikes can go anywhere

Fat bikes are the new niche

Fat bike for sale

big fat LoL! Fanks!

Houns – Member

Fat bikes are awesome

Fat bikes can go anywhere

Fat bikes are the new niche

Do you want to sell me your Fat bike when you buy a new one? for sale

8)

Talk to me about…wide bars
Talk to me about 10speed!
Spds v flats.
Inflating tubeless tyres.

I struggle with long sentences

(I have read this thread, but read that acronym a lot too…)

pitchforks

bleeding heart socialists

various pythonisms

“Is it me or…”

(insert vague/nondescript title of thread) + (whatever thread is actually about + the word “content”)

eg “aaaaaargh, my faith in humankind is eroded!!(probation officer content)”

I suspect all these are common to many internet forums apart from this one. The only other one I go on is far too stringently “on topic” to tolerate such things though…

yea everything you cant do… fear me!

I was only joking! Dohhh

Bet you couldn’t fall off on an icy cattle grid like I did today!

Small Block 8s

Getting tired of one of the latest..

This.

“can you take your arguments elsewhere”

“RIP random drug fuelled celebrity”

“I’m considerably more empathic than you”

The million and one variations on sporting event spoilers which the OP can’t see anything wrong with while every other contributor to the thread thinks that a slow painful death is too good for the likes of them.

HAMILTON AND MASSA COLLIDE!!
CAV CRASHES IN SPRINT!!
UNITED WIN WITH LAST GASP GOAL, WOW WHAT A MATCH!!

“Which kneepads?”

“You don’t need kneepads you big girl’s blouse!”