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  • Afghanistan supplies drop – what would cheer up the locals?
  • derek_starship
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    I reckon if a C-130 dropped the following into Helmand etc. things would calm down a bit and we could plan a withdrawal.

    Crates of JD
    Michelob
    Some fags
    Warby’s toastie loaves
    Crumpets
    A snooker table
    Argos catalogues
    Mr. Sheen
    KP dry roasted
    Couple of jazz mags

    Any other suggestions?

    EDIT: and a really fat nurse

    Posted 13 years ago
    hora
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    Charlie Sheen, 1,000 hookers and 5 tonnes of white powder.

    Hell even I’d come along for the ride 8)

    Posted 13 years ago
    terrahawk
    Free Member

    a load of Hit the North 2008 t-shirts.
    better over there than in my cellar.

    Posted 13 years ago
    hora
    Free Member

    US or Uk sizing? I’ll have a couple off you for some money in May/velodrome. Better to be worn IMO.

    Posted 13 years ago
    derek_starship
    Free Member

    a load of Hit the North 2008 t-shirts.
    better over there than in my cellar.

    If you’ve got any in XXXXXXXXXL or FB, I’ll use them for my commute 😆

    Posted 13 years ago
    intode_void
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    A Trident Ballistic Missile armed with some of Dr Oppenheimers finest

    Posted 13 years ago
    GlitterGary
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    Tickets to the England game on Saturday?

    Posted 13 years ago
    woody2000
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    Posted 13 years ago
    iDave
    Free Member

    brightly coloured exterior paints for the sandy coloured houses – sure to lift the mood in Sangin

    Posted 13 years ago
    derek_starship
    Free Member

    hora – why you dropping Charlie Sheen in there?

    So the locals can have a kick about?

    Posted 13 years ago
    cranberry
    Free Member

    Pork scratchings – after the first mouthful they will see where they have been going wrong all these years.

    Posted 13 years ago
    philconsequence
    Free Member

    hedge porn

    Posted 13 years ago
    enfht
    Free Member

    Shaving foam?

    Posted 13 years ago
    hora
    Free Member

    Derek’ I don’t think the natives would mess with Charlie, have you not seen Hotshots?

    Posted 13 years ago
    philconsequence
    Free Member

    ross kemp

    Posted 13 years ago
    willard
    Full Member

    He’s already been there. It didn’t help.

    I think just airdropping a lot of generators and PS3s and Xboxes would work. It seems to stop the kids in this country going out and causing trouble, but it does mean they lard up.

    Posted 13 years ago
    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    +

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    Then while all the bad guys are out scratching their heads…

    Posted 13 years ago
    D0NK
    Full Member

    box set of the only way is essex

    Posted 13 years ago
    D0NK
    Full Member

    I think just airdropping a lot of generators and PS3s and Xboxes would work. It seems to stop the kids in this country going out and causing trouble, but it does mean they lard up.

    not quite erm possibly

    Posted 13 years ago
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