Have you ever been in one of those situations where there is an air of expectation and then you open your mouth and your tongue does its best to destroy you from within?

It sucks… tempted to find the hottest chillis known to man to torture the bugger

i know what you mean..

Anyone for a hula hoop?

Yes, I sometimes put my foot in it, I don’t know why I do it but at least I get to apologise after much hilarity and questioning 😳

Somedays my tail falls out… keeping the forked tongue kept things under control is much easier