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1. lunge - Member

   Just tweaked my knee bending down to pick up some smoked salmon in Waitrose.

   What have I become?!?!

   Posted 1 year ago #
2. paulosoxo - Member

   I felt the same when I got an emergency text from my wife telling me that we had run our of Rocket,

   Posted 1 year ago #
3. tang - Member

   I know, I tweaked something reaching up for Bath olivers crackers a while back.

   Posted 1 year ago #
4. bigG - Member

   One has people to do one's shopping, I do occasionally pull a muscle when giving them their weekly beating though. Does that count?

   Posted 1 year ago #
5. yossarian - Member

   I once pulled a muscle in my face opening a tin of Brussels pate.

   Posted 1 year ago #
6. RealMan - Member

   What have I become?!?!

   

   A victim. Sue.

   Posted 1 year ago #
7. Northwind - Member

   paulosoxo - Member

   I felt the same when I got an emergency text from my wife telling me that we had run our of Rocket

   Is she in Hamas?

   Posted 1 year ago #
8. deluded - Member

   Slipped on some granola in the kitchen and burned my hand on a new Krups EA8080 Bean To Cup Coffee Machine.

   Posted 1 year ago #
9. CaptainFlashheart - Member

   Meanwhile, in Scotland, some students are saying, "See! I told you so!"

   Posted 1 year ago #
10. khani - Member

    I was coming out of asda slipped on an empty can of special brew, fell on a stray staffie, and dropped my jar of nescafe on my foot!
    Bloody middle classes are allways better off!!

    Posted 1 year ago #
11. yossarian - Member

    Very good northwind!

    Posted 1 year ago #
12. kimbers - Member

    splashed balsamic vinegar in my eye, had to watch the subtitled, gritty french/dutch/swedish crime drama with 1 eye afterwards

    Posted 1 year ago #
13. retro83 - Member

    I slipped on some organic hummous

    Posted 1 year ago #
14. Gunz - Member

    I hurt a finger typing on STW.

    Posted 1 year ago #
15. RealMan - Member

    Sprained index finger while trying to "hi-five" only black friend in a show of solidarity for hip-hop culture.

    Posted 1 year ago #
16. Suggsey - Member

    Walking round the bikes in the garage, I clipped a pair of handlebars in my whinge gland, didnt half smart I tell you

    Posted 1 year ago #
17. toab - Member

    Have scuffed my elbows riding up and down the side of the house with the Spuds I've never dared to try before. Now have bright red, victorian brickdust coloured elbows

    Posted 1 year ago #
18. paulosoxo - Member

    Northwind - Member
    Is she in Hamas?
    

    This may explain why it was largely unused.

    Posted 1 year ago #
19. 16stonepig - Member

    Hummus drowning.

    Posted 1 year ago #
20. RopeyReignRider - Member

    Is it even more middle class to mitigate the risk of such injuries by getting Ocado to deliver to your door instead...?

    In my defence, I don't have a car..

    Posted 1 year ago #
21. hambl90 - Member

    Put my back out the other week after getting up from oiling MIT chain , I'm getting too old for this

    Posted 1 year ago #

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