Setting off to work this morning and cant find my wallet. Ok dont panic! Turn house upside down, no wallet, check in car no wallet, back into house more fruitless searching. ARSE cancel cards, nobody had tried to use them. Get in car to drive up to police station to see if it had been handed in.

I live in a cul de sac so have to turn car round, oh whats that lying in the road 😳 somehow it had ended up right under the car where I was parked. How the hell did it get there?

Alls well that ends well.