pencil. Liquid usually ends up on the floor or streaked all over the place

when selecting in the shop if you try the pencil first on the little bit of skin between the thumb and hand you can see how well it will work as the skin is very similar in texture to that of the eye lids. if the pencil line breaks up it’ll look dreadful when applied.

That’s what I get!!! That is always what I get and I hate it! Very good Tazzy 🙂 I’ll have a go at that then

http://www.makeuptipstrackworld.com

Oi CFH at least it makes a change from what tyre threads 😆

Would you judge me if I said I actually just clicked the link?

Would you judge me if I said I actually just clicked the link?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha brilliant!!

I actually just clicked the link

My work here is done!

😀

😐

Seems to me most men would be dirty sluts, but why?

Seems to me most men would be dirty sluts, but why?

because it’s much easier for an ugly lass to get sexy time action than it is for an ugly man (even with a cider visor women still have some taste, after a few pints most men would dry bum thora hird), so they all want to make up for lost time

Because most men are dirty sluts as men anyway, why change the habit of a life time?! 🙄

because it’s much easier for an ugly lass to get sexy time action than it is for an ugly man

Is that really true though? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder an all that – how do you define ugly?

Seems to me most men would be dirty sluts, but why?

Probably because we believe that the only thing between us and getting laid is feminism, in reality we’re probably just a bit fat ugly and socially awkward 😛

Emma, sorry if my earlier lark about the link offended!

how do you define ugly?

well lets just say differing from the conventional norm then.

You’ll all be TRANSVESTITE
Quiet a dum ass question when knowing the obvious

A multiple National and World Downhill Champion (now retired from competition)

dry bum thora hird)

because it’s much easier for an ugly lass to get sexy time action than it is for an ugly man (even with a cider visor women still have some taste, after a few pints most men would dry bum thora hird), so they all want to make up for lost time

Quote of the year!

(But true) 😳

haha, no flashy it didn’t. I did feel a prize dick though :/

I did feel a prize dick though

Lucky you!

Boom! Boom! 🙂

I did feel a prize dick though

Wrong thread sweetheart. 🙁

A multiple National and World Downhill Champion (now retired from competition)

ehh?

Lucky you!

Boom! Boom!

LOL!!!

Lesbian nymphomaniac.

I’d totally publish all the feminine secrets online so all blokes who weren’t socially adept would know what they were.

(I’d need to get a bloke to do the html for me though.)

GW – Member
A multiple National and World Downhill Champion (now retired from competition)

What the hell, are you on about Grayson Perry?
But he done XC biking

Maybe he biked a lot more when dressed !