My brother is 50 in March and I need to get him a suitable present. My younger brother is buying him a ukulele which I think is an inspired present so I need to come up with something. Any ideas?

There is always that – or a bigger ukulele

Viagra.

now that's a bit below the belt

A bike that he won't ever ride and it'll end up yours – result

Video camera,so he can record his life,

not a bad idea – mind you I've already got a bike that I don't ride very often (two small children)

I apologise simon, bit tasteless, and I forgot a smiley. Sorry 😳

I wasn't in the slightest bit offended CG

50 pairs of socks that what my mum got me just make sure they are all the same then he doesnt have sort them into pairs