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  • 50 Quid and need to choose a gift for myself
  • johnj2000
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    Can’t have alcohol, sex, or drugs and vouchers are out. It’s the ‘family’ christmas present to me (in laws)

    I am thinking a clutch mech and a few other bits but there must be something more interesting

    Posted 9 years ago
    jambourgie
    Free Member

    Can’t have alcohol, sex, or drugs

    Give it to someone who can.

    Posted 9 years ago
    lunge
    Full Member

    Good bottle of Port/wine/Scotch?

    Posted 9 years ago
    bigshep
    Free Member

    Sexy lingerie 😉

    Posted 9 years ago
    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    A pork pie every Friday for a year.

    Posted 9 years ago
    johnj2000
    Free Member

    You don’t get anymore useful bigshep!
    lunge, either you can’t read or you realise how stupid this rule is.
    bearnecc, now that’s a good idea

    Posted 9 years ago
    Jamie
    Free Member

    Having been in the same boat recently, I opted for the following:

    Not something I would normally buy myself, and I now smell dead sexy.

    Posted 9 years ago
    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    A pork pie every Friday for a year.


    Even a small one would be over £60. 🙁

    Posted 9 years ago
    lunge
    Full Member

    Johnj2000, no idea why I didn’t register the no alcohol comment, my apologies.

    In the case, smellies as mentioned by Jamie is a great idea. If not, maybe any books you want? I got bought KP’s autobiography by the inlaws, something I’d have not bought myself.

    Posted 9 years ago
    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Even a small one would be over £60

    Then live somewhere that makes them properly, locally 😉

    Posted 9 years ago
    Jamie
    Free Member

    Then live somewhere that makes them properly, locally

    I can’t see CFH living in a Greggs.

    Posted 9 years ago
    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Do you live in Melton Mowbray? ‘Cause that’s where pork pies are made! 😉

    Posted 9 years ago
    dirtyrider
    Free Member

    easily gets you some coke and whore up north

    edit – no sex, drugs or booze?

    Posted 9 years ago
    cloudnine
    Free Member

    Some headphones.. wear them all christmas day if round with the outlaws

    Posted 9 years ago
    Jamie
    Free Member

    Can’t have alcohol, sex, or drugs and vouchers are out

    easily gets you some coke and whore up north

    Posted 9 years ago
    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Do you live in Melton Mowbray? ‘Cause that’s where pork pies are made!

    Nearly.

    That’s where Melton Mowbray are made.

    These are to appease people that like a grey porkie pie, rather than be scared off by pink-looking meat in their pork pies.

    It also makes a pork pie sound…posh.

    However, venture into the north and pork pies are things of exquisite beauty irrelevant of location, oozing with flavour, 50/50 butter/lard pastry, made on the premises of butchers that supply the meat and purchased at such a rate it’s impossible to by one cold from a good outlet.

    😀

    Posted 9 years ago
    johnj2000
    Free Member

    Ahhhhhh I do love the smell of a freshly baked pie in the morning.

    Posted 9 years ago
    johnj2000
    Free Member

    Wonder if Harrys Pantry is still open in Kendal, we used to get pies there on a Saturday morning all warm and lovely

    Posted 9 years ago
    hatter
    Full Member

    Posted 9 years ago
    johnj2000
    Free Member

    Oooh hatter I hadn’t considered vinyl! Nice ideA

    Posted 9 years ago
    hatter
    Full Member

    *Takes a little bow*

    I live to serve

    Posted 9 years ago
    Jamie
    Free Member

    So an Iron Maiden LP, and some Eau De Pork Pie Pour Homme.

    Sorted.

    Posted 9 years ago
    beefheart
    Free Member

    £50 cash in exchange for £50 of shite.

    Posted 9 years ago
    mitsumonkey
    Free Member

    This
    http://www.brewcraftbeer.co.uk/bright-eyed-amber-ale-109-p.asp?gclid=Cj0KEQiA-uWjBRChu9ie05m5ipgBEiQAuHIuK_LcfVvaS6iyd-JX-h0n0rQImjbGDdbodiE0_z4GUZwaAr3H8P8HAQ

    Or for a bit more this,
    http://www.brewuk.co.uk/coopers-beer-starter-kit.html?gclid=Cj0KEQiA-uWjBRChu9ie05m5ipgBEiQAuHIuK7iUojurG7DG6oHl5A34Gb-jqY2tJ-d16e4ULmwq08YaAuH28P8HAQ

    I got the coopers kit last Christmas and it’s turned into a brilliant hobby with excellent benefits!

    I think technically it counts as not alcohol as it hasn’t been made yet??? 😆

    Posted 9 years ago
    johnj2000
    Free Member

    Thank you, this has opened up my mind to a myriad of possibilities

    Posted 9 years ago
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